I am so used to this house that...

I am so used to this house that...

 I know that the steps 2,4,6,8,10, and 12 dont really creek as much as steps 1,3,5,7,9,and 11

And I can tell who's coming up or down the steps before I even see them. Well dad is probably the most obvious one, Because every time he takes a step his ankles crack! :'D And mom goes down kinda slow, And sam just darts down the thing like a horse, Fast and loud! If none of those footsteps sound familiar, Its probably just someone else. Oh and I can tell if its Jayme [Our next door neighbor] is coming up the steps because, It just doesnt sound the same as everyone else! xD

I am so used to this house that...

I know where each little uncleaned cobbweb is

I am so used to this house that...

If the dogs are barking its always either;

a. The lady picking up dog poop in the yard behind ours

b. The dogs in the yard behind ours

c. Someone walking outside in the street

d. The doorbell rings or someone knocks

I am so used to this house...

When the phone rings it's either

a. A sales call calling for "sessil" or "secile"

b. My friend Anna

c. Aunt carol, uncle john or cousin joy

d. Some random person from church

e. nathan, sam, or john

f. or Noelle, Jessica or Bethany

I am so used to this house...

That Milk, poptarts, cereal, snacks, crackers ect, Are eating 2 3rds of the way everytime. Mainly because by the time we have eaten that much mom has already gon back to the store and has bought something better so we eat or drink that instead.

I am so used to this house...

Me and sam hear a key jingle, Mom puts her purse on her shoulder, Or mom or dad just walk near the door, we always say "Where are you going!?" And its either "No where!" Or "The shop" or "Exercise, YOUR ROOM BETTER BE CLEAN WHEN I GET BACK" OR "A meeting, DO THE DISHES!"

As you can see, I am so used to this house.

xP